My friend just sent me this
she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully
An angel, honestly.
"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.
And also steal your infants.
He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.
I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.
It was not her baby to give.
David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.
Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king?
The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.
I WANNA GO WHERE THAT’S GOING
I want a mirrorball in my bedroom
I want a bedroom in that fucking discoball.
The world isn’t ready
Dear gods…. Marry me and I shall forever braid your mane
Sleep is the most important part of the day.